May 27, 2010
Sub-continental Sunshine!
May 20, 2010
A tale of two skippers!
May 14, 2010
World T20 Twitter Style
This post is an armchair view of how it would be if all the teams have a twitter account and Interacted with each other.
Before we start let me introduce something to non- tweeples
wIndia – This is a Twitter handle or a username
@ZIM- @ replies are used for mentions to whom it is addressed
#desp – These are hashtags, which when you click on them, will show collection of the tweets under that hash tag
RT- Means Retweet. If someone likes the tweet, they add RT and once again tweet the same tweet to share them.
april 28th via snubtu- This shows up the date and the application they used to tweet. I have used variants of Snaptu, chromed bird, tweetdeck, web and Friendly.
THE START OF THE TOURNAMENT
wIndia: We will win this tournament. We had on-field and off-field practice in the #IPL no warm up matches for us
april 28 via Terrific
6pak: Looking forward to banning players after this tournament.I am cool, my name has 6 packs
april 28 th via wept
Kangaroomates: Good day mates! got to include this cup in our kitty #Desp Bad start, lost to @ZIM in the warm-up match
april 28th via snubtu
Blackeyedcaps: @kangaroomates u r just a mate we’re the Captain :P #PJ
april 28th via flightless Bird
ZIM: @Bangla @Irishjig @Al_afghan We can cause an upset
april 28th via revolution
Bangla: @ZIM Irishjig and Al-Afghan are not on twitter. A/c only for Test playing or played nation. Lets ask for reservation quota
april 28th via tweetduck
Poms: You mean Stomach upset? hahaha RT @ZIM: @Bangla @Irishjig @Al_afghan We can cause upset
april 28th via Snobtu
Proteas: Looking forward to a semi-final exit and a treat from whomever we lose to, in the semis or when we get out of the tournament
april 29th via wept
SriLaanka: Looking forward to play some good crickut on the bouncy wickut
april 29th via naptu
Windies: Yo maan! all thanks for comin to the West Indies. Lets party with calypso
april 30th via Friendly bar
THE GROUP STAGES OF THE TOURNAMENT
Poms: @ZIM @Bangla @Irishjig @Al_afghan Indeed we had a stomach upset after eating hot food :P
may 8th via Snobtu
Proteas: oops we did it again but this time a super 8 exit. @6pak where is our treat for losing to you
may 10th via wept
SriLaanka: Crickut triumphs @wIndia change ur handle to bondiya hahaha
may 11th via naptu
wewillwIndia: We need vaastu consultant to move WI accordingly with help of hanuman. Our brother @6pak screwed us by getting into the semis
may 11thvia wept
6pak: @wewillwIndia We have 6 packs you guys have a single pack. Send us a dossier with DNA test results. We refuse your allegation of being brothers
may 12th via web
6pak: @proteas If you ask too much we will send some Taliban we are extraditing from our country. Ask at your own risk!
may 12th via unfriendlybar
Blackeyedcaps: @Proteas we’re one of a kind, partners in crime, sad we have to settle for super 8’s rather than a semifinal exit #desp
may 12th via snubbedtu
Kangaroomates: From @wIndia to @wewillwIndia ROFL mate you guys are rockstars.Yet another semifinal for us we are bored of winning
may 12th via snubtu
Windies: Yo maan at least we can beat everyone in drinkin rum and dancing to calypso B-)
may12th via friendly bar
THE SEMIFINALS OF THE TOURNAMENT
Poms: Lads! first time we played like we invented the game. We want our first trophy ever #epicwin
may13th via Snobtu
Blackeyedcaps: Sun sets in Britain but Piesterson doesnt, after his wife gave birth to a Pietergrandson and gave @Srilaanka a spanking
may 13th via flightless bird
wewillwIndia: LOL RT @Blackeyedcaps Sun sets in Britain but Piesterson doesnt settle in Britain after his wife gave birth to Pietergrandson and gave us spanking
may14th via web
wewillwIndia: We got bashed in the bar by our fans. No! not the opposition team fans, they love us.
may14th via unfriendly brawl
SriLaanka: We didn't play good crickut. we played inconsistent crickut and payed for it
may 11th via naptu
6pak: we are playing on the land named after a maulana hope we do well. insha allah
may 13th via naptu
Windies: @6pak thinks Beausejour is named after a Maulana after i told de pronunciation Bos-e- zoor to dem LOL ROFL
may 13th via snubtu
Kangaroomates: Yet another final for us. We are not amazed, all you low lives must be. @6pak pack your bags mate! LOL
may 14th via snubtu
6pak: We are going back, at least Umar Akmal facially abused @kangaroomates by wearing a green zinc cream on his mouth
may 14th via unfriendly bar
6pak: @wewillwIndia I will call the USA, lets hold peace talks since we both have crashed out now. Deal ya no Deal
may 15th via Friendly bar
THE FINALS OF THE TOURNAMENT
Poms: @kangaroomates dress rehearsal for ashes hei? lets call this final “The bashes”, purists say that t20 has killed the game how apt, isn't it? “ ashes after the bashes”
may15th via Snobtu
Kangaroomates: @Poms The seeds you sowed in our land is gonna haunt you. Get ready to be bashed
may 14th via snubtu
wewillwIndia: we have first hand experience +1 RT @Kangaroomates: @Poms The seeds you sowed in our land is gonna haunt you. Get ready to be bashed
may15th via unfriendly brawl
Poms: Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the champion of them all. Its me its me ! @kangaroomates
may16th via Snobtu
Proteas: @Kangaroomates Looks like you did a @proteas and lost in the final hahaha
may 16th via wept
Kangaroomates: We lost because, the image of facial abusing was still left in our mind. Here is the twitpic. http://bit.ly/b871FA Thats Faecial vilificaetion mate!
may 14th via snubtu
Poms: @kangaroomates Hahaha you can block all of us but not the ICC #Kangaroomatesblocks
may15th via Snobtu
Windies: Yay! Maan we didnt pull off another bummer we broke even this time unlike the WC in 2007 Dis calls for a Rum pum pum party!!!
may 13th via snubtu
ICC: Congrats @Poms for winning it after 35 yrs @Kangaroomates hard luck. Looking forward to the cramped schedule and more injuries
May 17th via Friendly Bar
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Yet Another Fast bowler Calls it quits
I always knew this was coming but hoped this doesn't happen. Shane Bond, one of the few fast bowler who can genuinely the swing the ball at pace has called it quits from all forms of the game. First it was Freddie Flintoff, then Bret Lee and then was Shane Bond who called it quits in Test Matches before finally retiring from all forms of the game.
This Brings us to an important Question which does sound like News channel Poll “Are we making Fast Bowling a rare commodity?” My answer would be an overwhelming yes. The quality of Bowling has certainly decreased thanks to the rules framed to protect the batsmen. Moreover Fast bowlers are now looked like a drop from the heavens above the desert. Where in the old days every other team used to have one of them but for India. Seriously something needs to be done to counter this or else you only see spinners and dipply doply bowlers opening the bowling.
After one season at the IPL Shane Bond has thrown in the towel from all forms of the game. I hope that includes IPL too, because that might send wrong signals to youngsters. One Has to keep in mind that the world cup is just a year away and I feel he had ample left in him to last one year in 2 forms of the game. To add to it New Zealand cricket team doesn't play that much cricket compared to other teams either.Keeping in mind this not the first time he chose to play for league rather than country, considering the ICL. This is what which left a bad taste in my mouth. Has he done it again to the Kiwis? Lets wait and watch.
Moreover we cannot blame an individual for choosing his livelihood or earning money. Everyone earns money, why should cricketers doing irk angry reaction? But if this trend continues International cricket will soon loose its zing. A stitch in time saves nine, they say, hope something is done and done quickly.
Leaving all the hullaballoo behind, purely from a cricket point of view Shane Bond has been the the best sight there ever was, there ever is and ever will be at least for me. I grew up watching Bond poking the eyes of the batsmen and make them dance with his swing and pace. I started Bowling just to mimic his action ended being a decent one.
I leave you with my Idol Shane Bond gunning down his favorite prey the Aussie kangaroo
Ever since I saw this 6/23 I fell for him. Thanks for the memories Mr Shane Bond though you played “Hide and seek with us” throughout your career. All best for your coaching career or whatever you do in your life